She Aint Got Shit on ME...

Get into these bold bangles. They look heavy enough to double as light weights so you can be on trend and tone up those grandma arms. SCORE!

Bottega Veneta

Hervé Van der Staeten

Lanvin

Disco Heaven [Alexander McQueen Resort 2010]

Funky geometric patterns, messy paint splatters and fine lace overlays; three distinct styles in one cohesive collection. It's calculated, modern and classic all at the same time. Enjoy!

My favorite, so far.

"Boots with the FUR!"

I don't really like any of these boots (except for the metallic pink pony hair booties-dope!). They are all pretty obnoxious, but sometimes (notice I said "sometimes" and not "often"), that is just what a look needs: DRAMA!

Roberto Cavalli

Nina Ricci

Nicholas Kirkwood

Givenchy

Pierre Hardy

NOTE: Please do not wear these to the club. Please do not pair them with "Apple Bottom Jeans." The end.

Smooth Criminal [Alexander McQueen]

biker gloved clutch by Alexander McQueen.

"There'll Be No Darkness Tonight..." [Elie Saab Couture]

You Had Me @ Hello: Rupert Sanderson for Karl Lagerfeld

patent leather and PVC bootie with ax heel designed by Rupert Sanderson for Karl Lagerfeld

We Live For The Fame, Fame [Kid Cudi's Make Her Say]

Swagger overload; I feel like I just ate three slices of thick, creamy, rich homemade cheesecake smothered in fruit puree and encased in chocolate. Somebody, get me a glass of water.

More Champagne, More Toast This [Alexis Mabille Spring 2010]

I want it ALL!

"Designers Shouldn't Speak" [Gareth Pugh]

Hear Me ROAR! [Roberto Cavalli]

panther ring by Roberto Cavalli $205

Let's Take It Back, Way Back, Back into Time [Xscape]

I love the shuffle on my iPod. Every now and then it reminds me of gems like this from my childhood.

JD, what are those earrings about? I hope this type of "fashion" never comes back; horrendous! I'm not even going to speak on the implications of women wearing oversized men's clothing and it being sexy. ::side eye::

Oh, and Tiny, you might wanna bring this look back. It is pretty bad, but it's surely a vast improvement from you current "sitiation"

I'm definitely adding this as a recurring feature for the blog so look out for more.

LBD [RM by Roland Mouret]

maestro wool crepe dress $2,495

hair pulled back into a ponytail, gaudy earrings, something light on the wrist, with a high sandal (no platform)

Fly Your Pretty Wings Around [Tiffany & Co.]

"bird on a rock" brooch $79,000

sapphire and diamond owl brooch $49,000

dragonfly brooch $50,500

all by Jean Schlumberger for Tiffany & Co.